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Cat Quotes

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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. — Carl Van Vechten

Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. — Jean Burden

Cats don’t like change without their consent. — Roger A. Caras

I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, ‘Can he name a kitten? — Samuel Butler

To err is human, to purr is feline. — Robert Byrne

Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed…the Great Cat. — Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. — Oliver Herford

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Cats are designated friends. — Norman Corwin

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer. — Colette

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. — Jean Cocteau

The more people I meet the more I like my cat. — Anonymous

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. — Unknown

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats. — unknown

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. — Joseph Wood Krutch

I don’t know about the “Funniest Cat Video You’ll Ever See” title…but the compilation is worth the watch.

A serious look at the cat vs dog debate.

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